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penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

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switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

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melkorwashere:

I was there,Gandalf…

”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!

-You gonna drag this shit on the top of the mountain?

-ISILDUR!!!”

I was there the day the strength of Men failed…

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streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors
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fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

fitstorm:

that—fit—girl:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

holy shitt

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gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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Based on the content of the OP’s blog it seems like that comment was made in jest like “OH WOOOOOOW SHES SOOOOOOO TERRIBLE”  

but like I don’t know

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ladyjanelly:

starstruck-14:

mandytakesatumbl:

chefretrop:

bexlogic aww service dogs are awesome. Can’t begin to stress how awesome these dogs are for their vets.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat they have service dogs for this? I am weeping.  That’s incredible.

i literally just started sobbing.

Too important. Our soldiers are coming back to us in such bad shape. Anything that can be done to help them needs to be done, especially something as cheap and easy as service dogs.

My mum works with veterans and I’ve had lots of contact with service dogs. My mums boss has one not only for the emotional support akin to above but also for manuvering as he has a limp. One time a guy almost hit him with a car and actually said “He ran in front of me!” Okay bud, the man with a fucking sever limp and service dog RAN the fuck right out in front of you.  
But I digress. MAIN POINT= Service dogs rule.

ladyjanelly:

starstruck-14:

mandytakesatumbl:

chefretrop:

bexlogic aww service dogs are awesome. Can’t begin to stress how awesome these dogs are for their vets.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat they have service dogs for this? I am weeping.  That’s incredible.

i literally just started sobbing.

Too important. Our soldiers are coming back to us in such bad shape. Anything that can be done to help them needs to be done, especially something as cheap and easy as service dogs.

My mum works with veterans and I’ve had lots of contact with service dogs. My mums boss has one not only for the emotional support akin to above but also for manuvering as he has a limp. One time a guy almost hit him with a car and actually said “He ran in front of me!” 
Okay bud, the man with a fucking sever limp and service dog RAN the fuck right out in front of you.  

But I digress. MAIN POINT= Service dogs rule.

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An essay? 

More like ey ese I’m not fucking doing that shit. 

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yamakais:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

"give yourself HIV to make someone happy. do it just give yourself an std you ffucin g piece of shit"

There are ways to practice safe sex when one is HIV positive but they should definately be on treatment and such. I don’t know a lot about HIV treatment and such but I do know condoms should be used and whatnot. However most definately condoms, and probably the treatments offered by doctors, are not 100% effective at preventing the spread of HIV. If a person is HIV positive and wants to be sexually active they should discuss their status, risk, and treatment with partners because they partner too may be at risk for recieving the STD. Cancer is not contagious, HIV is so it is not the same thing. 

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you-always-feel-it-sherlock:

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET



I’m in me!

you-always-feel-it-sherlock:

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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I’m in me!

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